Jason's Five Finger Discount

Yes, we're proud. Doug got to see this one through. Over the weekend, the two went to 7-11 to gas up the car and pick up some milk. The trip went off without a hitch, or so Doug thought.

While buckling up Jason, he asked Doug, "Daddy, was I good inside the store?"

Doug told him he was.

That's when Jason, with a huge smile, pulled a lollipop out of his pocket.

Doug: "Where did you get that, Jason?"
Jason: "From my pocket."

The two marched back into the store, returned the lollipop, and Jason, duly subdued, now tells us he doesn't like that store anymore.

And, yes, that is Michael trying to get away from big brother Jason.